Porkey: Jay knows I don't like it when he calls me "Pork Chops" but he does anyway.
Whiskers: Jay doesn't know all of the curious and interesting things that may happen to him at anytime here - so that's why I follow him around all over the apartment.
Tabby: He's caught on to the idea that I have to gorge myself when its food time or else those guys might eat everything in the dishes.
Athena: I know Jay tries to hold me sometimes cuz he loves all us cats, but I just don't like anyone holding me. I'm not used to it.
Sylvester: I actually have no idea why he keeps asking me if I've seen "that sufferin' suckatash tweety bird". What the heck is a tweety bird anyway?
Whiskers: If I sit nice and handsomely and stare at Jay...I can break him down and get him to do whatever I want him to do.
Sylvester: If Jay is on the computer he doesn't like it when I try to crawl onto his lap. 'specially when he has a laptop computer.
Tabby: Jay has to keep our litter boxes cleaned regularly and on time. If he doesn't, then I'll go pee on something of his to teach him a lesson.
Porkey: He knows I can no longer climb doors like I used to when he first brought me home.
Athena: I know that if Jay had gotten me when I still had my front paw claws that he would not have gotten me declawed like my previous owners did.
Tabby: No matter how fast Jay tries to chase after me, I'm still faster than him!
Sylvester: Jay shoulda left Beth when I tried to tell him that she no good. I tried scratchin' him in the face and made him bleed a mouth full of blood. But he didn't listen!
Porkey: Jay liked to make fun of me for my enormous size. But since my bud Whiskers has officially become the largest of us cats, he now teases Whisk more. ... So why am I 'till the one with the name "Porkey"?!
Athena: He doesn't think us cats could take really good care of that gerbil he named "Mr G". Come on, let him loose and us cats will...watch...him..... (Porkey! Grab the BBQ sauce!)
Whiskers: In reality, we cats own Jay. He just hasn't figure it out yet.
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